Fishing

When asked by fellow fisherpeople what type of bait we are using, we remember the correct reply is "worms". This comes from the third (and often unspoken) part of, "If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime. If you tell that man what bait you are using, he might just be eating your supper!"

Lord, We apologize for that remark and please bless all the starving pygmies in New Guinea.